Before you read on, let’s verbalise a single word with a single clap of the hands.
As a result of breaking my Mercedes Benz Fashion Week virginity last night, I’ve decided to break up with all life experiences prior to said event. I probably should be sounding all cool and blasé about this ish but oh hot daaaaaaaaaymn NO. Walking through my digs door I proudly announced to my digsies that I could die in the next hour and I’d be content. Life would be made. Forget the Saab, forget Milan and forget the Tiffany’s bracelet.